うっせぇわ - Piano Ver.

正しさとは 愚かさとは

What is righteousness and what is foolishness?

それが何か見せつけてやる

I'll show you what it is

ちっちゃな頃から優等生

Honor student since childhood

気づいたら大人になっていた

Before I knew it, I had become an adult.

ナイフの様な思考回路

Knife-like thought process

持ち合わせる訳もなく

There's no reason to keep it

でも遊び足りない 何か足りない

But I don't have enough fun, something's missing

困っちまうこれは誰かのせい

I'm in trouble, it's someone's fault

あてもなくただ混乱するエイデイ

Aday is just aimless and confused.

それもそっか

Is that so?

最新の流行は当然の把握

Understanding the latest trends

経済の動向も通勤時チェック

Check economic trends while commuting

純情な精神で入社しワーク

Joined the company and worked with a pure spirit

社会人じゃ当然のルールです

It's a natural rule for working people.

はぁ？うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

Huh? It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

あなたが思うより健康です

You're healthier than you think

一切合切凡庸な

Everything is mediocre

あなたじゃ分からないかもね

Maybe you just don't understand

嗚呼よく似合う

Ah, it suits you so well

その可もなく不可もないメロディー

That perfect melody

うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

頭の出来が違うので問題はナシ

There is no problem because the brain is different.

つっても私模範人間

After all, I am a model person.

殴ったりするのはノーセンキュー

Hitting someone is a no-brainer

だったら言葉の銃口を

Then the muzzle of words

その頭に突きつけて撃てば

If you point it at its head and shoot it

マジヤバない？止まれやしない

Isn't it really crazy? unstoppable

不平不満垂れて成れの果て

Complaining and dissatisfied, it's all over

サディスティックに変貌する精神

A mind that turns sadistic

クソだりぃな

That's shitty

酒が空いたグラスあれば直ぐに注ぎなさい

If you have an empty glass of alcohol, pour it immediately.

皆がつまみ易いように串外しなさい

Remove the skewers so that everyone can easily pick them up.

会計や注文は先陣を切る

Take the lead in accounting and ordering

不文律最低限のマナーです

Unwritten rules and minimum manners

はぁ？うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

Huh? It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

くせぇ口塞げや限界です

Damn it, I have to keep my mouth shut.

絶対絶対現代の代弁者は私やろがい

I am absolutely the representative of modern times.

もう見飽きたわ

I'm tired of seeing it already

二番煎じ言い換えのパロディ

Parody of second-hand paraphrase

うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

丸々と肉付いたその顔面にバツ

I'm disappointed in that plump, plump face.

うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

私が俗に言う天才です

He is what I commonly call a genius.

うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ

It's so hot, so so so so so so so so so so so such

あなたが思うより健康です

You're healthier than you think

一切合切凡庸な

Everything is mediocre

あなたじゃ分からないかもね

Maybe you just don't understand

嗚呼つまらねぇ

Ah, that's boring

何回聞かせるんだそのメモリー

How many times do I have to listen to that memory?